Total Medals Earned: 219 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,350 Points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 16/24 (215/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (125/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.